Hope I won't have to kill them later. :(

I think Desperado might have gotten into another side business, on top of the black alligators.

Sewer ninja. Heh. I get it.

On one hand, I tried to avoid killing most of the other (trans)human enemies. On the other hand, none of the others tried to sexually assault me with their life stories, so I won't grudge the game for forcing my hand in this case.

They're human beings with human lives, game? Really? Really?

"Hello, scary disembodied voice.”

The Citizen Kane of Videogames.

Not the proudest moment of his career. God only knows what this humiliation is going to do for Maverick's business prospects.

Oh my god this is so Saturday morning cartoon I can actually taste the cheerios.