
Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood S2E35: “He Who Would Swallow God” (part 1)
Pretty sure he already did swallow God, unless the visuals at the end of the previous episode were misleading.

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood S2E34: “Eye of Heaven, Gateway of Earth”
For all that it hates humanity for creating it, how much more must it loathe its original self? For every second of every minute of every day, for nearly five hundred years, it's known that someone else has what it's lost.


Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood S2E32: “Sacrifices”
Four hundred years ago, he was a god brought to earth by man. Now, he's a man wearing a shitty god costume.

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood S2E31: “Eternal Leave”
Sounds like someone's going to die, but that's been happening pretty regularly since the Baron Brademous von Shitpost came back to Central.


Fullmetal Alchemist S2E29: “The Adults' Way of Life”
Thank you, FMA:B, for being there when I need you.

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood S2E28: “Beyond the Inferno”
Beyond the inferno. Mustang either finding light at the end of the tunnel, or dying. One or the other. Maybe both.

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood S2E27: “Flame of Vengeance”
That's a Mustang vs. Envy title if I ever heard one. I'm sure once they talk it over and see each other's sides of the story they'll be able to resolve this amicably.

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood S2E26: “Combined Strength”
Are the Armstrongs actually the result of some previous supersoldier experiment?


Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood S2E24: “Upheaval In Central”
Offering a special regime change discount on popsicles and ice cream bars.

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood S2E23: “Filial Affection”
holy shit Queen Bradley is a fucking moron hahahahahahaha.

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood S2E22: “The Oath In the Tunnel”
They’re in a tunnel now. Time for an oath to be sworn?

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood S2E21: “Emissary of Darkness”
Hohenheim does still need to explain the whole "disappeared on my family for a decade and left my sons totally abandoned after their mother died" thing.


Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood S2E19: "The Promised Day"
Damn, Father is one emotional mess of a demigod, isn't he?

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood S2E18: Revving at Full Throttle
What does God need with a robot army?

Fullmetal Alchemist S2E17: Bite of the Ant (part 2)
I suppose just imagining Father's reaction to the news that they literally mailed his daughter to China might still make that worth it.

Fullmetal Alchemist S2E17: “Bite of the Ant”
There's humiliation, and then there's being bullied by fucking Yoki.